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DJS Children Joke Book
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Q:
How many ears has Captain Kirk got? A: Three... a left, a right and a
final frontier!
Webmaster
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Knock
Knock.. Who's there? Little Bear.. Little Bear who? Little Bear Bum
Emily
North Aged 4
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Q:
What do you get if you cross a Witch with an Ice cube? A: A Cold Spell
Jade
North Aged 7
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Q:
Where can you find baby soldiers? A: In the infantry
Daniel
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Q:
What does a cat read in the morning? A: Mewspaper!
Charlotte
McCoubrey Aged 6
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Q:
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A: Hot cross
bunnies!
Sam
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Q:
What did the two acrobats say when they got married? A: We're head
over heels in love
John
Turner Aged 11
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Teacher:
"Who knows what the word 'accord' means?" Pupil:
"Accord is a thick piece of string miss"
James
Aged 10
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